vanyalli: walk into the club like what up i got a big cock
coolstoryno: DO RE MI FA SO LATINO
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: doctordude: i miss my twenty acres barbecues and pecan pies oh why when i’m so far from you texas all i can do is cry My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
deke-it-like-datsyuk: so one of the high school buses flipped over and this was the picture they used in the newspaper
ernoji: Today this guy at my school shaved his head and raised $250 for it and everyone presumed it was for charity but really he was just paying off a $200 fine for drinking alcohol in public
harrysgettinhead: “you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night” no actually people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day i said god damn
sub-maureen: tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S THESE PEOPLE WITH MASKS CAME IN AND I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS AND THEY SHOUTED “EVERYONE STAY CALM, JUST CAN YOU DO US A FAVOR” AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, THIS IS IT, OMG THEY’RE GONNA PULL OUT A GUN, GOD HELP US, AND EVERYONE LOOKED SO PALE AND WE ALL LOOKED AT EACH OTHER LIKE HOLY SHIT AND THEN THE ONE GUY SAID “I NEED YOU TO DO THE YMCA WITH...
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me
How I feel when I finally get a joke.... →
death-by-lulz: lolsofunny: My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
brianblessed: If this was the 1600’s i’d have been married for 5 years by now plus i’d have 8 children and i’d die next week simpler times
wifipasswords: Wow„, can’t believe they named an entire state after Flo Rida
bigrnac: ya…lets hang out…….im free feb 30th…
laughcentre: my mum said if this gets 1 note she wont do anything because she said this website is ruining my life
holmstuck: one time in 6th grade these kids found out that im not religious somehow and they cornered me at lunch and told me that i was going to hell so i stood completely still and rolled my eyes back into my head and said “im already there” and they got really scared and ran away
yesimbeyonce: how to become irrelevant: win American Idol
sometimelow: this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her locker and a teacher was helping her and all of the sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
cnnbreaking: patdickm: meggitthemaggot: piledriverswaltz: why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard. THIS IS MY LIFE capitalism
foxnewsofficial: next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed