August 2012
240 posts
July 2012
281 posts
donnacabonna:
remember swine flu?
mothafuckajoness:
the next best thing to have in your purse besides pepperspray is one of these fuckers
its like a rape whistle times 100
just waiting for a boyfriend
h0odrich:
iphone420:
¿
i speak spanish let me translate: ?
dreamongood:
when you have a pen that flows on paper so beautifully
Watchviarga:
I CANTS TOP LAUGHNIGN OMFG IM C RYING
beyoncebeytwice:
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
When girls at my school complain about having... →
They’re like:
I’m just sitting here like:
I have the body of a god
promo4homo:
seductive-black-man:
okay i searched ‘canoeing outfit’ for something i was writing and i
it looks like he’s rowing out of a vagina
garrythethird:
lovenotes333:
dark-homer:
The Olympics is like sex
It happens once every four years, costs a load of money, and has a giant robotic voldemort
what kind of sex have you been having?
The best kind
vocaroo:
when i cut onions, it is the onions that cry
marypoppindatass:
Anne Frank was the Holocaust blogger
gandhilicious:
plot twist: gretchen weiners got fetch to happen
an-alaskan-bullworm:
does anyone know what happened to tanya baxter like they tried to cover it up by saying she went back to school but i know. i know. disney is hiding something.
fetusparty:
is there actually anything in south dakota or is it a big conspiracy
jessthecoconut:
theillustriousmissjo:
plot twist: finding nemo 2 is actually about nemo undertaking a spiritual journey to find himself.
#eat pray nemo
