donnacabonna: remember swine flu?
mothafuckajoness: the next best thing to have in your purse besides pepperspray is one of these fuckers its like a rape whistle times 100
just waiting for a boyfriend
h0odrich: iphone420: ¿ i speak spanish let me translate: ?
dreamongood: when you have a pen that flows on paper so beautifully
viarga: I CANTS TOP LAUGHNIGN OMFG IM C RYING
beyoncebeytwice: when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
When girls at my school complain about having... →
They’re like: I’m just sitting here like:
I have the body of a god
promo4homo: seductive-black-man: okay i searched ‘canoeing outfit’ for something i was writing and i it looks like he’s rowing out of a vagina
garrythethird: lovenotes333: dark-homer: The Olympics is like sex It happens once every four years, costs a load of money, and has a giant robotic voldemort what kind of sex have you been having? The best kind
vocaroo: when i cut onions, it is the onions that cry
marypoppindatass: Anne Frank was the Holocaust blogger
gandhilicious: plot twist: gretchen weiners got fetch to happen
an-alaskan-bullworm: does anyone know what happened to tanya baxter like they tried to cover it up by saying she went back to school but i know. i know. disney is hiding something.
fetusparty: is there actually anything in south dakota or is it a big conspiracy
jessthecoconut: theillustriousmissjo: plot twist: finding nemo 2 is actually about nemo undertaking a spiritual journey to find himself. #eat pray nemo